shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

My dog hates me.

sofakingexcited:

Destination: PROCRASTINATION

Watch this! And if you haven’t already .. Subscribe to Angela because it will only bring you pure joy in your life. Trust me. 

Hey Grace,

I asked my mom if she shit when she was giving birth to me or my sisters (there’s 4 of us). She said she didn’t.

I don’t think it’s as common as you think it is. Lol

flula:

Roads Trips are always more dope when Tunes occur.  Help me with this, New Friends!

YAAAAASSS! 

Actual conversation between myself and @sofakingexcited the other night...

  • Me: If chester goes on tour with them for the nofilter shows I may die. I'm just warning you. Bc he probably will sing and then ill die. Ill be dead.
  • Angela: HAHAHAHAHA I'll drag your body back to Jersey for your family
  • Me: Thank you. I appreciate that. Lol
  • Angela: I will probably only make it outside of the Wilbur. I'll crowd surf you out the door...then I might be fangirling and forget you only to find you several hours later still outside of the theater at which point I will call a cab and send it to Jersey.
  • Me: That's okay. You do you. I can wait. I wouldn't be in any rush. You may have to pay the cab for me though. Ill be too stiff. I would give him a huge tip too.
  • Angela: Hahahahahahah yeah I'm pretty sure transporting a dead body across state lines is illegal? I may have made that up
  • Me: Ill leave extra money in my bag. Just tell them I died from feels. I'm sure they'd understand lol
  • Angela: "Hi I need a cab at the Wilbur Theater. For a body. No I don't need an ambulance I know she's dead. Yep. Feels. Chester See. Mmhmmm Mmhmmm. Yes. 15 minutes! Okay see you soon!"
  • Me: Perfect.
  • joselynhughes:

    Let’s make some goddamn BEER BLANKETS, shall we!?

    It’s a brand spankin’ new DIY, Dammit: QUICKIE!!!

    GIT ITTTTTTTTTT

    I was scrolling through my dash and this happened.
I think I know who did it. He’s slick trying to disguise himself. 
    7

    maceplace:

    I suck at being a girl, and part of being a girl is having some fierce ass eyebrows which I am incapable of producing. Luckily, holytrinityfan agreed to help a sista out. I don’t know that it worked though…

    SUBSCRIBE TO THE FABULOUS ROSEANN!

    SUBSCRIBE TO MY FACE!

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